NOTE:
- Should include the CVR dialogue
- Name the victims if you wish
THE BLACKBIRD IS ON FIRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - CNN news
The blackbird has landed on a corn field, and irrepairably damaged a john deere tractor, by breaking its rear vieuw mirror.
the blackbird chrasht to day in the middel of a highscool there are exactly zero surviviors and also destroyd multiple more homes they are now no longer useble so there are 20 families on the street wit out anny shelter
a sr 71 blackbird crashed into a highway. it blew up the highway and now hwy 99 traffic is not a nightmare anymore. its death. (only Vancouverites would understand)
ok i’ll do it myself
Just recently, a US Air Force SR-71 carrying 4 pilots inside crashed besides a field in [___], USA. The crash happened because of an explosion in the back resulting in a loss of control.
The CVR is currently being on an attempt to being recovered and investigated.
btw what is cvr?
SR-71 CRASHES IN CORN FIELD NEAR COLUMBUS, OHIO
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Yesterday, an SR-71 “Blackbird” has crashed in a corn field in Ohio due to a fuel fire.
While sliding on the field, the plane took out 3 cows, the last living great American blue trash panda on earth and a FedEx van carrying 87 kg of peanuts.
The local autorities blame the pentagon for all the damage, but they refuse to pay. The Ohio state police is currently attempting to sue the pentagon.
The US air force are still trying to find the cause of the fuel fire, and service of the SR-71 “blackbird” is temporarily being suspended.
Flying_pancake
13 / 03 / 2026