An Analog horror
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We interrupt our programming at the request of the White House. All normal programming has been discontinued during this broadcast. This is an Emergency Alert System.
This is not a test. I repeat, this is not a test. Please stand by… (continue the lines)
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…An old, retro, United Airlines 767 has been taken by an uncontrollable and an invisible force. If this flies over your house, evacuate the area or take cover. This plane has already flown over Harrisburg, Pennsylvania with reports of a green, poisonous, gaseous, mass falling from the plane onto civilians. Please stand by as we get more information about the plane in Newark…
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September 12th 2002
Air France 276, flight 93 in this taken picture, 2 months before it’s fate.
21:07:02
[F/O] ??? (supposedly telling captain if he can rest)
[CPT] Sure, go ahead.
(continue)
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So far, 10,000 people has been killed by this United 767. The flight number is 176, the twin of flight 175. It’s registration is N666UA, if you have seen this aircraft, please call the FAA.
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Scientist were able to determine its evolutionary origins. They discovered it was from a malfunction on the TCAS system that even Boeing couldn’t even solve. Scientist theorized that the malfunction has to do with the green obnoxious gas. The scientists have given the malfunction an official name: “Acidic TCAS Malfunctioning”. Right now, Boeing has partnered with NTSB to find the cure for the acid.
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