i know this isnt ksp but (* is commander of spacecraft, - is mission control, and + is secondary commander)
KERBAL CONTROL CENTER, SPACE CENTER, KERBIN
*Uh, mission control, we seem to have an anomaly with our orbital trajectory.
-Well, how bad?
+It’s very hot outside mission control
*Yeah, and we can’t see anything outside. It’s like a blank canvas.
-Standby spacecraft, we will be with you shortly
…
-So there seems to have been a navigation issue.
*So, are we on Europa, Callisto, or at least near those moons?
+I mean, it makes sense because that was our mission
*Well our mission was to go to Ganymede
-Well you’ve landed on neither of those, spacecraft.
-Jeb and Bill, spacecraft, it seems that you are in a slingshot from the sun.
*WHAT?!
-Yeah, currently you are about 6000km above the surface
*YEAH I COULD TELL, IT’S GETTING REALLY HOT
+OUR SPACECRAFT IS MELTING!
-Standby, spacecraft. We are working through this abnormal situation
*ABNORMAL???
the kerbs are fried