Type your funniest moment cause why not? I want to laugh lol.
idk watching some kid crash out at school bc he got in trouble
That must be entertaining lol. LEVEL 10 CRASHOUT!
I pissed on the car seat when i was 9 because my dad wasn’t nearby
Oh
LOL. Wonder what your dad saidđź’€
similar story. I asked my kindergarten computer teacher if I could use the restroom, she told me to wait. I told her is was an emergency, she said to wait. I ended up peeing in my chair. and the worst part was that it stayed in the chair. I had to go to the office and they had backup pairs of clothes. I think I still have the underwear they gave me to this day.
She definitely regretted her decisionđź’€
Another story I have is when I was just a silly little goober, and I was jumping off the first steps of the up escalator. I ended up hitting my knee and it cut really deep. My parents were shoe shopping and heard my scream. I still have a scar from that.
He wasn’t very mad cuz he was on a bar buying some cold beer and left me in the car with my lil brother (that was sleeping) in a rainy day, so, i had to piss the car seat because of:
I didn’t leave or else i would get sick
He was sleeping so if i left him in the car he would get kidnapped cuz there was drunk people in the bar
PS he was a little mad and ended up calling me an a-hole
Once, I was called an A-hole for doing a trick on my bike and accidentally getting to close too his like, 6 year old kid. So he just screamed that I was an A-hole RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS DAUGHTER XD
I was on a camp with my friends. we were all sleeping and the managers of the camp played in maximum volume " Luciano Pavarotti - Ave Maria (Schubert)", and then they interrupted that song with a cumbia song. If that wasn’t enough, two guys with dinosaur suits turned on the lights, screamed and throw fake snow to us.
Insane
Okay, this one might be for older kids, but it’s still funny. So, it was a Wednesday afternoon during the Christmas holiday. My sister had just gotten out of the shower, but to her surprise, my mom and I immediately burst out laughing. She quickly gave us her famous evil face and yelled, “WHAT’S SO FUNNY?” The truth is, her hair, still wet, temporarily stained her clothes, where it looked like she had “Milk” stains. (Ifykyk). Mom said she thought of Donkey from Shrek with a milk carton underneath him. I, however, was laughing at the ironic placement. My mom still laughs about it today.
that i died in dead rails because of a wolf
Mine is that my little sister (she was 2 at the time) heard my grandpa and walked outside (naked💀) an walked smt like 100-200 away from home, luckely somone saw her and took care of her an my mom called the Police cuz she was “missing” and the Police came on the bike (i live in the netherlans) 20 min to late.
Dam, that’s sad but also funny
Ahhh, the lovely world of Karens
Ah. Funny
So, I have lots, but I have one that comes to mind. Keep in mind, I laugh at almost everything (idk why), so others may not find it as amusing. It was also better in person, so stories don’t do it justice. Anyway, once I was at my friend’s house, and we were just kinda sitting around. Next to us was his sister’s old microphone and speaker (the cheap kind from Amazon). He picked it up, turned it on, and began to just talk in it. The speaker was horrible, but you could still understand words. Then he decided to just say, “ahhhhhh” Not screaming, just speaking. Well, the mic and speaker picked up his voice for about three seconds before the speaker bagan to get louder and louder. It sounded like a jet was taking off. Again, not the funniest, but I died laughing. Maybe it was the unexpected part of the noise, or the way my friend spoke into the speaker. Either way, laughed really hard with that one. If I remember more stories, I’ll post 'em.
That is pretty funny, I thought it would go like he fated in the mic